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Mind Numbing 

The making of one's mind to feel numb, usually incurred by something either horribly boring or stupid. In the same way that your hand may go numb should you lay on your arm too long, and cut off blood circulation, the mind goes numb if you cut off relevant information for an extended period of time
I was listening to Fox News' mind numbing propaganda and nearly lost my mind today.
Mind Numbing by TCT January 16, 2008
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Numbing for Strange

The act of sitting on your hand to numb it up in preparation for masterbation
Tim: Jon why is Juan always sitting on his hands on these camping trips
Jon: He is Numbing for strange you know he has not gotten any in a while.
Numbing for Strange by Dillsnick September 23, 2010
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nuking it 

Taking the most obscure route to a simple solution.
Giving or recieving directions by mathmatical vectors. Someone says you are nuking it.

When applying postage to news letters you send one to yourself... but do not apply an address label in the hopes that the postman will return it to you marked undeliverable. You totally are "nuking" the task

Finding the fastest travel between point A and point B by internet, except you can see point B from where you are standing (point A). It takes 15 minutes to find a direct route by internet. Dude, you totally are "nuking it".
nuking it by Michael Payne July 13, 2007
To microwave or to microwavely heat
No i don`t want to make super just nuke leftovers, i was nuking some yesterday when you weren't home
Nuking by Coreman May 21, 2009
A third nipple
So he took off his shirt, and right in the middle of his chest was a nubin
Nubin by bkeeffe October 21, 2010
When you are so drunk that you cannot feel anything; you cannot feel your face or tongue, and if someone slaps you, then you are completely invisible to it
Jordan: "I have had so much to drink that I'm numbing. Slap me"

Charlie *slaps Jordan* *realizes that Jordan doesn't feel anything after the first few slaps "Damn you are numbing"
numbing by Charlie Evans January 26, 2008
verb; The act of seeking buyers for your nude photos and selfies. Commonly practiced through internet using cashapp or venmo for payment.
I’m broke af rn, so I’m gonna go Nuding on the internet and see if I can get these simps to pay me!
Nuding by subversiveindieca March 25, 2020