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To ejaculate very large quantity of semen.
"She told him not to come on her face, but he nutted ion her."
nutted by Davd January 17, 2004
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Sky-netted 

A verb which connotes the action of becoming self aware. IE When a trend is accepted into popular culture, a person, or group of people suddenly realize that they are what everyone else says they are, or a television show begins making Meta jokes about themselves. Also refers to when a giant computer mind becomes operational and begins to turn on humanity.
The entire hipster community is on the verge of sky-netting... I guess that means I can finally wear my thick rimmed glasses again.

or

Do you remember right before emo's sky-netted? I was beginning to worry that every band was going to be called emo.

or

Oh s**t! My Mac just sky-netted! Run!

Naked Shitter abr. Nitter 

A popular past-time whilst at work (and perhaps at home?), especially in sub-zero temperatures. Discovered by Ali Nicholl in 1994 he often feels the need to get his kit off before even contemplating to sit and do his business.
"Ali Nicholl"-possibly the one and only example!
squirted cum/sperm on a girls face or body.
oh man dude, i nutted on her!
nutted by emmedawg July 9, 2009
The state of being nitty. As in intoxicated via alcohol or other drugs or a combination thereof to achieve a low state of inhibitions and high state of fun and therein have a good time.
Ollie: "How was the party, mate?"
Josh: "Great! We got proper nittied, needless to say fun ensued!"
Nittied by Lumpy Oscar Wilde October 30, 2016

numb-nuttedness 

1: Acts or behavior displaying extreme stupidity or callousness; anything typically characteristic of a really big dink.
2: Acts or behavior that involves such injury to one's testes as to render them (temporarily or permanantly) incapable of feeling.
1: "I'm pretty sure he just swore at a cop! I haven't seen such numb-nuttedness in ages!"
2: "I went for a jog once in february...in my boxers. I've heard of numb-nuttedness, but this was ridiculous!"
numb-nuttedness by Joe Beecher October 3, 2007