Muppetting 

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

Muppetting by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

Muppet Neck 

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

Muppet Neck by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Doom Muppet 

A person who never brings any joy.

Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.

The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.

Doom Muppet by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

Smuggling a Muppet 

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

Smuggling a Muppet by george f November 17, 2006

Muppet

A right useless fuckwit.

Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet

Muppet by touchmywang October 28, 2014

Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.

I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.

Muppeted by stillrecovering August 28, 2018

Face-Muppet 

A growth on the head resulting from getting punched or kicked.

If Randy doesnt leave me alone, I'm going to give him a Face-Muppet.

Face-Muppet by Rob Righter September 9, 2008