blueberry muffins

Code for sex in the UK (can be used in front of parents or anyone over the age of 30)

"Hmm I really fancy some blueberry muffins rights now"

blueberry muffins by Xela808 January 28, 2015

hot muffins 

Sort of like "Cool beans" but since nobody likes their beans cool, EVERYONE likes their muffins hot.

"I got new shoes"
"I saw that, they're hot muffins"

hot muffins by Molly_Dolly March 25, 2010

Scorch Muffins 

a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of

did you see scorch muffins last night tey were epic

Scorch Muffins by scorch muffins June 3, 2011

buttered muffins 

a vagina with sperm in it

nick was having sex with katie and he totally buttered her muffin. buttered muffins

buttered muffins by mista pimp December 18, 2009

Freedom Muffins 

The new name for "English Muffins" declared so by Stephen Colbert after being outraged by the British Petroleum Oil Spill in the Gulf Coast.

-"what are you eating, English muffins?"

-"HELL NO! These are FREEDOM MUFFINS!"

Freedom Muffins by Harkinian23 June 28, 2010

meadow muffins 

cattle dung

cow pie

When you cross the field, be careful you don't step in any meadow muffins.

meadow muffins by David Bassler April 14, 2006

Leg muffins 

When girls wear to the combat boots with leggings and tie the laces to tight so it creates a leg muffin. Kind of like when you buy pants that are too small but you will wear them... It makes a muffin top... But these are leg muffins

Damn girl look at those leg muffins.

She is wearing those boots to tight

Leg muffins by Saffronrae September 19, 2014