The greatest man to have ever roamed the earth. Very knowledgeable about medieval heraldry. Loves ramen noodles and always has the most fashionable beard, if he chooses to wear one.
When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.
Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.