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hallmark movie 

1. A movie shown on television that has the same basic plot as fifty or more other movies on the same network.

2. A movie often on the television behind a man who has just given up on life.
1. If I continue to watch these hallmark movies I will just die.

Person 1: Did you see the new hallmark Christmas movie?
Person 2: Do you mean the same Damn movie as last year?

Person 1: Yeah.
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The Emoji Movie 

Child: Can I go see The Emoji Movie mom?
Mother: No son. That movie is cancer.
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Bee movie script 

Person 1: don't spam me anymore
Person 2: (bee movie script)
Bee movie script by Blahawke September 17, 2017

Percy Jackson Movies 

Fangirl 1: The Percy Jackson Movies are terrible. The book is wayyyyy better.
Fangirl 2: IKR! How could they Uncle Rick *starts uncontrollably sobbing*

Lifetime movie bad 

The term "Lifetime movie bad" refers to when a film is poorly produced, has cheap cinematography, poor editing, and an overused concept and storyline.

The actors in these films are usually unknowns, D-Listers, or washed-up performers who may have had one Oscar worthy performance, but then their careers went to crap shortly thereafter. Most of the actors milk their emotions to the point of over-exaggeration.
This term came from the fact that Lifetime movies are poorly produced that it need not be shown in the cinema. It is strictly made-for-TV.
Average Joe: "I heard that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie sucked".

Tom: "Yeah man. Talk about Lifetime Movie bad. Plot sucked and the acting was cheap".
Lifetime movie bad by ThrashBash September 21, 2013

The Bee Movie 

This movie is the most godly of all movies. If you watch this with a female specimen, you sir will surely be getting laid.
Trevor: Hey, you wanna come over and watch The Bee Movie and Chill?

Stacy: *Thinking* 'Holy Fuck this guy's smooth af!'
The Bee Movie by ItsDatBoiii June 7, 2016

Post-Movie Depression

The feeling that follows post-movie craziness where you're juste 'ahh this movie was asdfghjkl speechless'
You watch it sevral times, look up everything you can find about it on Google, listen to the soundtrack, read , tweet, reblog, facebook about it.
and you're sad that there i only one movie like this and you realise how much your life sucks. You want to be the movie.
Caitlin : "OMG Drive was an amazing movie, Ryan Gosling left me speechless with his performance"
Emeline : "Tell me about it, i've seen it 5 times and Ryan Gosling is my background. Post-Movie Depression sucks"