flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

Mossed 

When a wide receiver leaps up and reaches over the body of the defender to catch the ball during a footb
All game... The equivalent of getting posterized in basketball... Named forHall of Fame receiver Randy Moss

Richard Sherman, YOU... JUST... GOT... MOSSED!

Mossed by Definitely Someone August 5, 2018

Messed up 

A bad thing, or an unusual thing. Also a really strange thing that’s not necessary.

“Kevin, can you please move your seat towards the very back?,” said Ms. Smith

“Yeah sure, can I sit in the front though since no one sits there and I can see the board better?,” said Kevin.

“No, I’d like you to sit in the back because that way you won’t be near your friends,” said Ms. Smith.

“But why would I sit in the back when I can’t see in the back anyways? Bro that’s just messed up,” said Kevin again.

Messed up by Trinity:) October 30, 2019

Messed up 

To make a mistake

Brandon messed up, and now he's dealing with the negative consequences.

Messed up by I_win_ January 29, 2018

opiate of the masses

Something addictive that keeps the public complacent.

Daytime talk shows are the opiate of the masses.

opiate of the masses by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

Moises 

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being athletic and gifted with artistic ability , but has a rather sensitive side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. Although he has dark secrets he finds the right people to tell .
(v) athletic with style and artistic ability

Guy: oh my god Moises is such a fag
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.

Moises by Indo🍁 June 17, 2015

moises your hands 

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

moises your hands by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009