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Inigo Montoya 

A sexual technique where, in the middle of foreplay (specifically when using your hand on their genitals) you suddenly announce that you are not using your dominant hand and adjust positions, increasing your skill and their enjoyment. In the movie The Princess Bride, Inigo Montoya was the greatest swordsman in the world. He was so skilled that he routinely dueled other swordsman with his left hand so it was more challenging.
fencing
Inigo Montoya: You are wonderful.
Man in Black: Thank you; I've worked hard to become so.
Inigo Montoya: I admit it, you are better than I am.
Man in Black: Then why are you smiling?
Inigo Montoya: Because I know something you don't know.
Man in Black: And what is that?
Inigo Montoya: I... am not left-handed.
Moves his sword to his right hand and gains an advantage
Man in Black: You are amazing.
Inigo Montoya: I ought to be, after 20 years.
Man in Black: Oh, there's something I ought to tell you.
Inigo Montoya: Tell me.
Man in Black: I'm not left-handed either.
Moves his sword to his right hand and regains his advantage
Inigo Montoya by Old Charlie December 10, 2010
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Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

A greeting used to proclaim one's intention to kill based on past murders. More specifically, if you happen to be in the movie The Princess Bride.
Person 1: Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Person 2: Dude, wtf?!
Person 1: Princess Bride moment.
Person 2: Oh got it! AAAAAAAH (*runs away screaming)

Indigo Montoya 

The most adored character on The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."
Indigo Montoya by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Igino Montoya 

A man who’s father was killed by a man with six fingers. He repeatedly shouts “MY NAME IS IGINO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!” He also becomes a badass French swordfighting dude.
Tim: Bro, you killed Igino Montoya’s father? Dude, prepare to die.
Igino Montoya by Crackrkid July 3, 2019

Juan Pablo Montoya 

The greatest Formula Driver to never win a Championship. He competed in Formula 1 from 2001 to 2006 and is my favorite driver to date.
Person 1: Juan Pablo Montoya is the greatest to never win Championship

Person 2: What make him?

Person 1: Watching him race BMW M-Power V10s is incredibly entertaining, he used to beat Michael Schumacher too.

francisco montoya 

He is gay
francisco montoya by GAYNAL June 21, 2017

aidan claire montoya 

The most beautiful person in the world she always know exactly what to say she will always make you smile just by hearing her name I’m married to her and we’re gonna be forever her love is the most anybody can ever get and I’m glad I have it and she’s very athletic and smart and she thick asf
Aidan Claire Montoya is amazing and much more she’s PERFECT.