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moportunity 

i spilt the tea get the mop is a moportunity.
moportunity by jaimelf August 17, 2019
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Mopocalypse 

A slew of funny and/or poor taste motivational/demotivational posters (mopo) relating to a significant series of related, and often disasterous, events.
Mopos about a nation being hit by devastating floods, bushfires, oilspills, hatred & violence, satan worshippers, earthquakes, famine (such as an icecream sundae substituted with shit), vermin and other apocalyptic-omen-like events. Collectively the individual Mopos are a Mopocalypse.
a MoPoPo is an official officer of the Moral Police.
AMV: Hey, let's go to a bar and get wasted!
NDD: Um, I think that's a bad idea. Alcohol is bad for you...
AMV: Whatever MoPoPo! I'll ask schnookums, she'll go.

mopodite 

miss my mopodite, Oh ahh ahh dats dat mopodite logic, Whats da damn recipe for dem cupcakes mopodite?
mopodite by hubie March 4, 2012

Mopography 

The study of MoPo. Mopography can involve reading the geek news, playing arcade, chastising bots, posting while drunk, and getting to know & love Mr. Green.
Mopography is a science worth devoting your life to, like Supa Mang does.
Mopography by Visit MoPo.ca July 16, 2009

Mopologist 

A person who mops the floor. Specializing in mopping floors. Most likely a title given to you at work which informs you that you now have to mop floors on top of all the other duties you do. You can be a doctor or a secretary or any other position that doesn't require you to clean rooms etc...but you have a boss who's a tight ass and decides revise your job description and adds mopping floors. So guess what?!? You are now a mopologist, board certified too!
Starting 8/21/17 all secretaries will now start to mop and clean all rooms but please prioritize and do not neglect the phones and other clerical duties. You will have the title mopologist added to your badge, but your pay will not increase
Mopologist by Pinché Cindy August 4, 2017