Millburn High 

nHallways filled left to right with JAPs (jewish american princesses) with tightest asses, the biggest noses, and flattest abs who back it up with ample privelege from Daddy. Drinking with lawyers, executives, doctors, and the occasional judge is quite the norm. The question is not how much the item is, its how many you have purchase. Children of connected privelege; where SAT's dont matter and educations are given away through connections like invitations.

The people who commute out of this town all have hooked up jobs. The people who commute into our town do our laundry and clean our houses.

Millburn High is so ill

Smoking blunts in the teachers bathroom, where the VP takes his shits.

Millburn High by Concerned Citizens of Millburn March 17, 2005

Millburn Middle School

there are two sides to this middle school. for one, the popular kids. they are all jewish, white, and have daddys money. they are entitled, toxic, and i do not recommend ever becoming friends with one of them. even if one of them seems nice, they will tell their whole friend group and will tell the whole school. the girls wear tight lulu lemon leggings that show off their nonexistent ass. the boys wear basketball shorts, or sweatpants. both gender groups wear nothing but bat/bar-mitzvah sweatshirts. the boys think they are from the getto because they listen to the same 5 rappers on repeat and say offensive slurs. they are all very stupid and buy their way to A’s. just in summary, they are spoiled, toxic, entitled, rude, and gross. then there are the non-popular kids. these kids are the kids you want to be around. you most likely will find a friend here. they are mostly very true and loyal. but watch out for the gays/emos. they are all super nice and fun but you kinda do have to watch what you say around them or else they will drop you faster than you can think no apology’s accepted. they will and are very good friends though. in this school though, be carful of who you trust. your information will be spread faster than a California wild fire if you tell the wrong person. . if you go to this school please be careful. people body shame, slut shame, are homophobic, racist, abilist, etc. when i used to go here my mental health dropped so low it was insane.

wait what is the middle school full of white spoiled entitled trash again…?
oh thats just millburn middle school

Millburn Middle School by jekdkakdhsjbd February 10, 2022

millburn high school 

A school that has a lot of jewish people. Spends money on new buildings instead of new bathrooms (havent been updated for like 20 years). People vape, do drugs, and expects themselves to go to a big college like harvard or yale.

Yo I'm going to go to HARVARD because I go to Millburn High School!

millburn high school by FlippZ October 3, 2018

Millburn, Shorthills 

Millburn, Shorthills is a W town town with a bunch of W men who rizz up all of the women. They all have a fire sneaker game and are smart ass kids because they go to the Millburn Middle School. We own Livingston. The teachers are great but the students are even better.

Kid 1: Where you from?
Kid 2: I'm from Millburn, Shorthills
Kid 1: That is an absolute W town

Millburn, Shorthills by Milburn4L September 6, 2022

Millburn High school 

A terrible High school with an overrated reputation. Most people think of students who go here as ingenious, but most are average, or worse. In fact, the biggest similarity between students here would most likely be their inflated ego. Countless students will tell you that they are the modern image of Einstein, and are destined for Harvard, Cornell, or M.I.T. In reality, hardly anyone makes it into these schools, and if they do, Millburn has nothing to do with it. Most of the kids who end up in these schools are mercilessly teased by the majority of the student populus anyway. Millburn also has an exceedingly large population of kids who think they're way too cool to be bothered with anything having to do with academics. Either they believe money can solve everything, including bribing college boards, or they are too busy believing they are unique and brilliant individuals whose intelligence cannot be measured by tests. (because usually they'll get F's) It's too bad a great teaching staff is wasted on a terrible bunch of brats.

Student at Millburn High school: "Of course I'm going to Harvard, you idiot. Only the best get into that school, and that includes me."

Millburn High school by cheesedoggy September 10, 2010

Millburn Public School District 

Millburn has a very prestigious school system. Many come to Millburn/Short Hills for these very reasons. However, be advised! Their middle and high schools are very intense and fast paced. My family member claims it's "a fight" to get inquiries answered by teachers and staff.

Millburn Public School District is one of the best school districts in New Jersey.

Millburn Public School District by Happy facer boi March 13, 2022

millburn middle school

a scary place filled with lululemon legging girls, and guys that wear nothing but basketball shorts in the middle of winter. the place... is interesting, to say the least. most of the lululemon legging girls are furries and they like to bark at people. almost everyone goes to starbucks after school. personally i hated it there, the lunch was overpriced and not the best. my friends are prob the only reason im still sane.

idk what to put here for millburn middle school lol

millburn middle school by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022