merkel 

Verb. To perform an unsolicited shoulder massage.

While Angela was seated at the table, George snuck up and merkeled her.

merkel by thewordster September 8, 2008

merkeled

To be sexually abused by a foreigner.

My friend from germany got merkeled on new years eve.

merkeled by mellupabbi April 26, 2016

Merken 

A mock piece of pubic hair used by prostitutes in the 1930's and 1940's who would shave their vagina's to reduce the risk of crabs.( AKA: A wig for pussy )

i trounced her dillypot so hard her merken fell off

Merken by Atomson Austinson July 8, 2011

Markese 

A funny person who can make funny faces

Hahahahahahaha you're so Markese

Markese by Mistah 517 January 16, 2011

Merkeled

When a European woman is culturally enriched by an Arab penis

When I asked how many women were Merkeled on New Years Eve I was told to check my privilege

Merkeled by BUILDTHEWALL April 30, 2016

Merkellism

The religion based on worshiping Angela Merkel.

Sara: Have you heard about Merkellism?
Todd: Yes, they worship Merkel.

Merkellism by Merkellite February 2, 2019

Merkeling

Giving someone an unwanted shoulder rub, or more generally any sort of unwanted touching, especially between coworkers/peers/people who need to interact with each other regularly. Named for the time that George W. Bush 'Merkeled' Angela Merkel.

"Ugh, Kevin started Merkeling Tim in a meeting. Poor Tim. And Kevin still had soup all over himself!”

Merkeling by Mac Kracken March 5, 2019