May 20 

Straight day, you are straight. Even if you're gay you are now straight for a day.

p1: Hey, what are you doing today?
p2: It's May 20, so I'm being straight.
p1: Ok.

May 20 by Noyesnoyesnoyesno March 20, 2022

May 20 

I love you If your birthday on this day or if your a Taurus I FUCKING LOVE ALL OF YOUU. If your zodiac sign is a ARIES,TAURUS,GEMINI,CANCER,LEO,VIRGO,LIBRA,SCORPIO,SAGITTARIUS,CAPRICORN,AQUARIUS.
everybody love you and not emotional manipulative PISCES.

Bro: I am a pisces

dude: shut your whiny ass up
dude: at least my birthday on May 20

May 20 by MayGeminiLmao April 12, 2021

May 20 

national fist your arsehole day in england

“why aren’t you out today, isn’t it your birthday”
“yeah but it’s may 20 i have to fist my ass”

May 20 by realassbitch1 November 3, 2019

May 20 

May 20 is the official Slap Grace Day where anyone can slap people named Grace without consequences !!

*slaps someone named Grace*
Grace: "hey why did you do that"
You: "because its May 20 - Slap Grace Day - and I can !!"
Grace: "oh okay"

May 20 by siennaisbetterthankyah January 21, 2021

May 20 

May 20 is the day of National girth day. If you are born on this day your penis is large and girthy

Wow you’re born on May 20. You must have a large and girthy penis

May 20 by MrCOLUMBUSMATTHEW January 10, 2022

may 20 

national give-a-short-yellow-person-with-a-big-nose-all-your-chocolate day

“what day is it?”
“may 20, why?”
“run.”

may 20 by disgusting freak October 20, 2019

May 20 

Natinonal give Ariel head day, cause it’s his birthday

Did you guys give Ariel head yet? it’s May 20.

May 20 by Bert Jr. April 11, 2019