San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.

In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.

San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

Masking 

Masking is a complex and costly survival strategy for autistic people. It generally involves intentionally learning neurotypical behaviors and mimicking them in social situations. Sometimes masking focuses on hiding behaviors that people feel won't be accepted.
In that way its like putting on your "social mask" so you can interact with people efficiently even though that's now how you normally act or would want to act if you weren't afraid of being seen as strange.

Autistic person: yeah I learned early in school that I should just chuckle whenever someone says something weird to me because they're probably making a joke or smiling whenever someone else is smiling so I don't look out of place

Non-autistic friend: ohh so you mean like masking right?

Autistic person: yeah exactly!

Masking by PapitasLoup April 13, 2021

Mashing the pad 

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.

Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.

Mashing the pad by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009

Mashing the castle towers 

Two guys ramming their penis' together

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"

Mashing the castle towers by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012

Mating 

Mating is the action of male and female animals having sex (or breeding) to reproduce, and procreate.

Animals, including Humans mate with members of the opposite sex within their own species due to a desire for sexual pleasure, love, and the need to propagate the next generation.

Without Mating no Human being would be alive. Thus Mating is technically essential to the existence of Humans (and the vast majority of other animals).

Heterosexual sex is the only kind of sex that can be described as Mating.

If your Mother and Father had not participated in mating with each other, you would not be alive.

Mating by The Facts matter August 7, 2019

mating colors

aspects of a person which makes them attractive to the opposite sex.

for a girl, it's usually how she dresses or wears her hair or makeup.

for a guy, it can be good clothes, a nice watch, or even a flashy or sporty car.

when Tom moved into a building where there were mostly young single females, he decided to trade in his dodge caravan for a corvette.

mating colors by polo January 13, 2004

Mysting 

1.Explaining the truth in an aggressive tone
2.ejaculation in pants
3.being a spaz

Jordan mysted all over his pants before eating mcdonalds

mystery was mysting for a whole ten minutes

Jordan you need to stop Mysting, it's getting annoying!

Jordan Mysted while in his class, causing an uproar throughout the room

Mysting by screwyparasite December 27, 2011