Tahitian Face Mask 

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

Tahitian Face Mask by C. Dub November 7, 2006

leather face mask

When an old woman with no teeth performs oral sex

Man Mildred gave me the best leather face mask last night

leather face mask by GODFATHER013 December 9, 2013

face mask 

A covering you wear on your face and mouth to stop the spread of germs. They are as important during the COVID-19 pandemic as wearing a seat belt while driving to save lifes. But many Americans are in denial and refuse to wear one by saying it's their "constitutional right" to not wear a face mask, but not understanding that once they enter private property, their constitutional rights are void.

Karen just got arrested for assaulting the manager at Costco who won't let her in the store because she refused to wear a face mask

face mask by partyrockstar222 July 3, 2020

lesbian face mask 

When a chick is eating out her girlfriend, and after resting her face all up in that pussy, she emerges with her girlfriend's juices all over her face. Kind of like a facial treatment, only better. And more moisturizing.

Crystal: So, Stacey, how was your night with your girlfriend?

Stacey: Fantastic. I was eating her out hardcore and she was so wet, I ended up with a full lesbian face mask! It was killer!

Crystal: Right on!! You lesbians are so lucky. I still gotta use that charcoal one.

lesbian face mask by NintendoLesbian July 8, 2017

Tahitian Face Mask 

A sexual move where the guy takes a dump on a girls face and then Saran Wraps it to her face.

I took this chick home from the bar and gave her a Tahitian Face Mask.

Tahitian Face Mask by Dyl-o-rama January 15, 2006

alaskan face mask 

When a man cums all over a girls face while she is driving 75 miles per hour.

"Dude, me and my girlfriend were in the car and i gave her an alaskan face mask, it was awesome."
"What did she do?"
"Oh she kicked me out"

alaskan face mask by BillyBobBeezerMeezer December 9, 2007

Italian face mask 

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

Italian face mask by Stormagadon October 4, 2017