mailman 

people who have divorced while a mother being pregnant, they achieve a job known as "mailman" because of that part in life and their mission is to only give mails where their child lives, one time eventually the kid will soon get to know that their mailman was their real father.

"your family will die in 5 seconds"

son: im not ready!!! *cries8
mother: dies
uncle: dies
grandma: dies
grandpa: dies

friend: dude the mailman just died.
step dad: *comes home* oo, it was a tough day at work today.

son: wait dad your still alive-
*finds it out*

mailman by Somebluedude69 January 25, 2022

Mailman fucker 

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

Mailman fucker by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

mailman'ing

Chugging an alcoholic beverage with one hand, while placing the other hand behind your head & tilting your head back. Said to be originated by Karl Malone in 1963.

"Hey let's take a picture of all of us mailman'ing!"

"Mailman'ing - because otherwise you're just chugging."

mailman'ing by V Mailman February 28, 2008

Mailman Legs

The toned legs of a mailman, caused typically by the amount of walking involved on a day to day basis

"Hey have you seen Kyle? He's must be putting work in at the gym because he's got some mailman legs"

Mailman Legs by UAlreadyKnowNiqua April 28, 2015

Mailman syndrome 

|ˈmālˌ*manˈsin*drōm|
noun

The condition in which the man a person believes to be their father is not their biological parent.

“John is 6’4, blonde with blue eyes while his dad is 5’5, black hair, and brown eyes; total Mailman syndrome.”

Mailman syndrome by Osiris Black August 24, 2009

Mailman Mike 

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.

Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.

Mailman Mike by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022

Mailman's delivery 

Two people in a sexual act where one takes a shit and shoves it up the others asshole.

Cody gave me the mailman's delivery last night. Oh boy it made me gasmmmhh...

Mailman's delivery by Urdadsgaywastaken October 31, 2023