Mahoney’s rule 

When someone starts saying something they have to finish it.

Sarah: Guys, did you know- nevermind
Joey: MAHONEY’S RULE

Sarah: uhg fine, did you know Stacy is pregnant!

Mahoney’s rule by Rachel Hoover October 20, 2019

Mahoney Special 

A movie described as on of the best movies ever made by a less than sophisticated friend. Upon watching said movie it is realized that the writing, acting and story is pure shit. Most Mahoney specials are usually overly macho, overly righteous and over stupid. Some examples include, Savages, 300, Law Abiding Citizen, Underworld and the ultimate Mahoney Special The Fast and the Furious.

Wow that movie last night sucked, it was a real Mahoney Special.

Mahoney Special by Jackal2100 July 17, 2018

mahoney factor 

a factor that cannot be shut down especially when it lacks spectacles. usually cause problems with people named praveen.

Bryan Mahoney...despite his love for reading Bryan is able to keep up the mahoney factor. girls named alison are especially in danger of this factor and should watch out

mahoney factor by Limz January 7, 2005

Mahoney Bitch 

A poker genius who passes a resemblance to AJ Rimmer and is allergic to washing up.
His one fault is the incapability to grasp the concept of prime numbers.
AKA Primus

12.01am: 'There's someone at the door for Mahoney Bitch!'

Mahoney Bitch by jimmy 5 May 13, 2004

Mahoney's Rule Clapback 

When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.

Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"

Mahoney's Rule Clapback by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020

Mahoney’s Podium 

The act of being fellated while making eye contact with someone who has no idea it’s happening.

I was totally stood at Mahoney’s podium this morning, looking out of the window, the postman had no idea, but we locked eyes… and he smiled.

Mahoney’s Podium by Studio8steve May 23, 2021

Mahoney’d 

to promise on arrive, only to ditch out

Last night me and my buddy made plans to go ice fishing in the morning but now I’m sitting in the shack alone. I got Mahoney’d.

Mahoney’d by Jaredmahoney24 December 3, 2021