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magic pretzel man 

n. 1 a term describing a male who can contort his body into numerous positions. 2 a term describing a man who can tie his penis into a knot.
"And on a sad note, in today's news the Magic Pretzel Man has died of a urinary infection. He is survived by his son, Peiner."

magic_honk_man 

the best person to ever post on tik tok. they are so funny and she’s super nice :)
hey have you heard of magic_honk_man?
yes i love his page so much 😩
magic_honk_man by y0ur.mfff July 24, 2021

magic_honk_man 

Magic_honk_man is none other than the best person on tiktok, or in the whole world in general
" did you see magic_honk_mans new tiktok? "

magic pretzel man 

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
magic pretzel man by jesus April 2, 2003

Magic Meme Man 

A man that is gay and makes memes for a living.
Magic Meme Man by Thundercloud57 January 11, 2019

Man Magic 

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.
Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.
Man Magic by kwaping May 22, 2016