mindfulness meditation

When the kind of middle aged soccer moms one would find shopping at whole foods sits in front of a guided track on YouTube or iTunes in a futile effort to connect their souls with the earth or something. They will often go berserk and hysterical if their husbands refuse to buy into the conspiracy.

Little kid: Can we go to the park?

Dad: No, your mom still has 7 hours of mindfulness meditation left.

mindfulness meditation by the large seed March 3, 2016

minkfloors 

a floor you have had sex on

I was with this girl,and oh ya..theres a new minkfloor

minkfloors by nick May 13, 2005

mindful heretic

a person who finds that the only way to uphold the ideals and principles of one's belief system or group memberships (churches, clubs, political parties, socioeconomic groups, etc.) is to BREAK its rules mindfully. THis means the person does so knowing full well what the repercussions and backlash for his/her actions or words might be. While the word heresy is rooted in lots of religious history, a mindful heretic is possible not just in religious organizations, but also in broader secular contexts as well.

A family has a tradition that has existed for generations tjat depends on a racist pattern of behavior. When you choose to break with that tradition because you can not in good faith continue being a member of the family unless you refuse to follow the tradition, even if you know you won't be invited to family gatherings, you have been a mindful heretic to your family's orthodoxy.

A theologian who chooses to write what s/he believes to be true despite the religious consequences is also a mindful heretic. See Matthew Fox's Confessions of a Post-Denominational Priest for a great example.

mindful heretic by binahbaby December 19, 2011

Mindfulnasshole 

Obviously, an asshole, whose while trip is "mindfulness".

Alternately Mindfulnesshole.

Is Steve going to make us do "yoga" again at the next staff meeting?

Brenda said whatever he's doing isn't even yoga.

He's a mindfulnasshole.

Mindfulnasshole by Aaroneous Negroneous September 18, 2016

Mindfullemptiness 

Used to describe how in a perfect first world situation, with every problem solved in life and nothing to focus on but a few minor responsabilities, a person can still achieve the lazyness and emptyness as somebody deep in the worst of depressions.

Life is never as it seems, my friend's living looks wonderful but irl he is pure mindfullemptiness.

Mindfullemptiness by alecampooss May 5, 2019

Mindful Minute 

When your class is out of control so you give them less homework work time by making them hide their eyes from you with their heads down not talking or making any noise of any kind.

Do we need to go into a mindful minute?

Mindful Minute by zebrahorse1110 February 21, 2020

mindfulmess 

Mindfulmess is a state of mental distress.

It is accomplished when you succeed to get yourself out of your mind practicing mindfulness.

Fucking mindfulmess ... After practicing mindfulmess for four weeks I'm totally calm on my new medication.

mindfulmess by kootiger May 22, 2020