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lifted truck
A pickup truck or SUV whose suspension has been modified to jack it up. It is fitted with big off-road tires, usually mounted on expensive, tough-looking wheels. Often the engine is modified or replaced both to:
a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.
Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.
Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.
Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.
They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
a) increase performance, and
b) make more noise.
Often they are adorned with gaudy decals for motorsports brands, heavy metal groups, or generic stuff like Tapout or SKIN.
Commonly lifted vehicles include most pickups and large SUVs, especially the Ford Excursion. Any vehicle designed for off-road use, however, can be lifted.
Theoretically this is to increase off-road performance, although the higher center of gravity would likely make them more likely to roll over on rough terrain. They never have a single scratch on their beautiful paint jobs anyway and are usually seen on the highway next to Corollas and Civics.
They guzzle gas like no other due to the higher aerodynamic profile, the big engine and the knobby tires. They also obstruct visibility on the highway. The point of these vehicles seems mostly to project an obnoxiously aggressive attitude over all other drivers. They are especially popular in the Inland Empire for this reason. One cannot live in the 909, or anywhere in SoCal, without seeing them every mile or so on the freeway.
lifted truck by Spinningtabletop February 3, 2009
Lofterbation
The act of masturbating while in one's dorm room lofted bed, with or without roommates present. The lofts must be so high above the ground that, upon ejaculation, the discharge sticks to the ceiling.
After returning from class, I noticed the jizz dripping from the ceiling and immediately assumed Fat Jimmy had been lofterbating.
I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.
My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.
After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.
With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
I took one look at my roommate Jim Nugent and was forced to hop in bed to lofterbate.
My erectile dysfunction doesn't allow for lofterbating.
After bombing my Orgo test, I ran back to the dorm for some quality lofterbation.
With four guys in one room, lofterbation is so frequent that we painted our ceiling white.
Lofterbation by James T. Nugent November 12, 2008
Looted
Another word for “drippy” in terms of style. Originally said by chasinn.loot on tiktok. If you are looted, you will be able to pull any bitch that you pass. You can never be too looted.
“Wow that boy is so looted” -person 1
“Yea, he stole my girl last week because he’s so looted” -person 2
“Yea, he stole my girl last week because he’s so looted” -person 2
Looted by Bailey “count swagula” Cole June 22, 2021
lefted
The all employees email comes out...
"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."
Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.
Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?
"After years of dedicated service, we would like to let you all know that Bob Jones has left Gigantocorp...effective immediately."
Everybody in the business knows that Bob didn't leave, he was lefted.
Where has Jim been? Oh, Jim got lefted last week, didn't you see the email?
lefted by kingsqueak September 10, 2009