I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement 

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.

“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement”
- Jake Paul

I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022

Times lapse 

The time-lag between when a phenomenon becomes common knowledge and the time it gets written up in The New York Times.

"Did you see that Times piece on freeganism last week? I met my first freegan a decade ago. That was a pretty egregious Times lapse even by their clueless standards."

Times lapse by Media Watcher November 1, 2009

Facebook Memory Lapse 

The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook

Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit

Facebook Memory Lapse by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011

A Momentary Lapse of Penis 

Thinking with your dick instead of your brain.

A slightly different take on Pink Floyd's 1987 album "A Momentary Lapse of Reason", used to describe the process in which the male anatomy overrides all rational decision making. Similarities can be drawn to "the heart wants what the heart wants", but "what the penis wants" is more powerful, visceral, and immediate.

Jack: Dude, you must have been beer goggling last night. That girl was such a butterface!
Jim: Yeah, I had a momentary lapse of penis.

John: Why the hell did I out my crush like that and admit to having all these feelings...I don't even like her that much!
Jake: Blame it on a momentary lapse of penis!

A Momentary Lapse of Penis by nearly civilized February 18, 2010

Fart Lapse 

The period of time it takes between the fart and the recognition of the fart, from another person.

"Hoorah, today I got a record Fart Lapse of 21.54 seconds!"

Fart Lapse by JollyGoodShow April 19, 2014

jester lapse

Pedophile (black guy).. Normally lurks around Facebook for young White Women.. GraalOnline/Tiger

Jester Lapse :Online Gansta thinking he's hard

jester lapse by TheRealBree October 8, 2013

Body-lapse 

A series of pictures that are taken throughout the process of a body changes like pregnancy, weight loss and body building. People try to show their progress.

"My friend made an awesome body-lapse video of her pregnancy - hers belly is every day bigger and bigger."

Body-lapse by Mörököllit January 27, 2015