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Cypress Lake High School

An A+ arts school, located in Fort Myers, Florida, Cypress predominately contains Center kids, druggies, ghettos, and the kids who represent their ~sadness and pain with their black clothing and anime drawings. The minority includes rednecks, Beach kids, and the elite AP group.

Certain teachers at Cypress give off the impression that they never really stopped smoking weed and others like to have political debates with their classes. Cypress is infamous for it's "You know you go to CLHS if..." MySpace bullitens and it's thrice-monthly drug searches-which almost always round-up a few oblivious children.

Common characteristics for seniors enrolled at CLHS include getting obliterated almost every weekend and as a result, completing all of the previous Friday's assigned homework on Monday morning during the first few periods of the day, taking more road trips across the state of Florida than is probably necessary, slowly losing more and more sleep as the year goes on (especially pertaining to AP students), taking a fourth year of French just because Mrs. McCarthy is awesome, and becoming best friends with your guidance counselor.

Memorable days for CLHS include the Senior Parade of the class of '07, where pupils were found vomiting in classroom rubbish bins, jumping on teacher-owned vehicles, and running from the drug-search-cops with paper bags over their heads. Also, the '08 mock-election of Mrs. McGalliard's AP class that concluded in a successful ass-whooping of Barack Obama.

A high school career spent at Cypress Lake High School is never forgotten.
"What high school did you go to?"
"Cypress Lake High School"
"..."
"That's right."
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Standley Lake High School 

Standley lake high school, The wildest school in jeffco, where the fights, drugs, queers, and stupidity is in abundance. There is nothing to compare this school to, and nothing can be done to help it. The district hired a new dean and made new rules, but that hasn’t stopped these AnGsTy tEeNs and their bathroom vape breaks from running wild. Even the teachers vape now! This school also has a large amount of similar looking, unfunny, basic girls, but shoutout to all the quirky, “i’m not like other girls” people there too.
also lmao we love u sparky, pls don’t stick scissors in the outlet again.
“look, another used pregnancy test”
“someone overdosed again?”
*charges juul/drop with chrome book”
“Would you look at that forehead”
“vote YES for electrocution!”
*burns down school with popcorn

dREsS cOdE
welcome to standley lake high school.
Standley Lake High School by tchrish November 30, 2018

Canyon lake high school 

A high school that is lucky enough to be attended by Dean.
Literally everyone: “Canyon lake high school is so lucky. That Dean kid is unbearably,

damn sexy.”

East Lake High School(Easy Lake)

The School located in Tarpon Springs, Florida that is full of wanna-be potheads and wiggers. Also full of rich preppy's that did not work for any money in their lives and depended on their daddy's and mommy's to give them everything they want. Everyone here thinks "Gucci" is god but he can't rap for sh*t!
Person 1: Oh look at that chump what school does he go to?

Person 2: Just another wannabe from East Lake High School(Easy Lake)!

Gull Lake High School

1. Rich white kid school; Lame high school in a small town right outside of Kalamazoo and Portage MI. It has a horrible name too. "GULL".
Person one: "hey, have heard of Gull Lake High School?"

Person two: "yeah, that school is like 99.2 percent white!"

Standley lake high school 

you know i was never a stoner or an alcoholic, but then I came to this shit hole and now I do that shit for breakfast. The detail of the cocks drawn on the bathroom stall or swastikas drawn on the toilet or people having sex or kid deep throating for that heroin feeling nicotine buzz. tells me how much of a faggot to be here fuck most the staff here they clearly don't do didly dick. We got three shitty security guards who pocket kids vape. Two are literal midgets one looks wee man from jackass the other looks like the leprechaun. From the shitty leprechaun movies. Some say MS Sieler is hot or sum shit she may be, but her taste in music is literal horse shit. What else sucks in the school version of Detroit. How about fake ass mother fuckers selling vape or weed thinking they are all hot shit but fr this school make want to get fucked in the ass by a hot metal rod.
yo where did you get boof weed?

Oh my main plug at standley lake high school

East Lake High School

A high school full of rich kids that think they're considered rednecks because they only wear camouflage clothing and boots. Most of them waste all their parent's money on dip and cigarettes that they only use in school's parking lot for the attention. On the weekends these fake rednecks take their brand new trucks out mudding and don't even bother to wash them afterwards so that they look "cool" when they roll into school on Monday.
EAST LAKE HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT:

Person 1: Look at that wannabe redneck smoking over there, so cool...

Person 2: Where? I can't see him.

Person 1: Oh it must be because he is wearing that fashionable camo jacket.

Person 2: Maybe he is going hunting.

Person 1: Yeah hunting the incoming freshmen girls.

Person 2: They'll never see him coming.