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key west high school 

a gay pink school where a gay conch is the fucking masscot and all the teachers masterbate under there desks especially mr. welsh the princible
key west high school by someone February 1, 2005

Key West Chowder 

The result of a man experiencing a severe hangover masturbating and proceeds to ejaculate and vomit simultaneously
I think that’s Key West Chowder

Key West Bitches

Key West Bitches are your typical sad hoe.
They do not particularly have much better to do, so within that time they may talketh tons of shiteth.
They hate 24/7 for reasons that have not yet been discovered.
Not all of which who reside within the tropical location of Key West, FL are indeed a Key West Bitch.
You may have other species of these also in your local hometown.
Jan: "Are they going to do anything else other than stare and talk shit?"
Mary: "No Jan, they are Key West Bitches, thats what they do."
Key West Bitches by Ttinkyyy October 11, 2020

key west breakfast

A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.

Key West Dog Tag

In the key west community, one would get labeled as having a Key West Dog Tag when a pieces of eight set in a silver or gold charm from the Atocha or other Spanish shipwreck is worn around one’s neck.

The Atocha Story

1. The Shipwreck (1622)
On September 6, 1622, the Spanish treasure ship Nuestra Señora de Atocha, part of King Philip IV’s Tierra Firme Fleet, sank in a powerful hurricane near the Florida Keys. About 260 people died, and massive amounts of silver, gold, and other valuables were lost.

2. The Lost Treasure
The ship was carrying over 1,000 silver bars, along with gold and other precious cargo. Most of the treasure belonged to private individuals. About four tons were royal tax revenue, and 133 silver bars were packed in 34 boxes marked with the red crown of King Philip IV.

3. The Discovery (1985)
After more than 350 years of failed search attempts, the wreck was finally located on July 20, 1985, by Mel Fisher of Treasure Salvors, Inc., who discovered a large portion of the silver cargo and part of the ship’s lower hull.
Great key west dog tag you got there. I have to get one myself!
Key West Dog Tag by Zonegolf123 February 15, 2026

Key Wested 

That guy walks like he has been Key Wested.
That girl walks like she has been doing a lot of Key Westing.
Key Wested by Swisscnc June 12, 2006