Kale Seed Lick 

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

Kale Seed Lick by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Kaleb santos

Kaleb santos fat cock has a bag with him and plays for the seeweed Seahawks. He also did musically early on in his career.

Oh look it’s kaleb santos he got his bag?

Kaleb santos by Daddy dick lover May 6, 2021

Kaleb ass shit

When a nigga says some questionably gay shit.

Kaleb: “I just sucked my bros dick jk jk”
Jordan: “that’s some Kaleb ass shit”

Kaleb ass shit by Kaleb Vasquez March 15, 2019

kaleb and shayla 

Perfect

Kaleb and shayla are just perfect

kaleb and shayla by Anonymous345268 May 29, 2022

Kale Your Shelf 

Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos

Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!

Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.

Kale Your Shelf by RobotMonkey34 December 6, 2023

Kalen reden skibidi 

kalen reden in ohio while watching skibidi

Holy Skib! kalen reden skibidi is ohio!

Kalen reden skibidi by OhioBlumpkinRizz June 5, 2024

you can't have your kale and spend it too 

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".

Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.

you can't have your kale and spend it too by 2B+ November 27, 2019