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Jonesyed 

When someone doesn’t like you but they use you for a lift because it’ll be free
Joanne: we had no money for a taxi so we asked him for a free lift

Amy: oh so you jonesyed him
Jonesyed by ol’ dirty bastard March 14, 2018
A half drank or nearly full beer (most of the time, cheap domestic beer) which was opened and quickly put down and forgotten about by a drunken party goer who has already moved on to crack open another beer (possibly another potential future Jonesie).
(Not to be confused with a fallen soldier, Jonesies are salvageable and especially welcome when found after the liquor store has closed or a party has disbanded)
When everyone at the party left when the booze ran out, I was able to keep getting drunk off of all of the Jonesies that were left behind.
Jonesie by cedarcrapids June 27, 2024
Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.
I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.
Jonesed by Lalallala March 14, 2025
Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.
I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.
Jonesed by Lalallala March 14, 2025

Indiana Jonesed 

When a person is sucking their thumb in their sleep, and you successfully replace their thumb with your dong without waking them.
My girlfriend was sleeping with her thumb in her mouth so I Indiana Jonesed her.
Indiana Jonesed by Shaggytownsend February 27, 2016

barnaby jonesed

When do some detective work. I barnaby jonesed his girlfriend
barnaby jonesed by Neener09 July 29, 2017