Johnston, Rhode Island 

It’s full of light skin curly heads that claim there curls are all natural and vape like it’s going outta style

Yooo you wanna go to Johnston, Rhode Island I got some bud there

Johnston, Rhode Island by Big shotguns October 5, 2020

Johnston, Iowa 

Johnston is a very pleas-sent place. You need some money to live here. You have a lot of freedom to be yourself and do what you please. Its a very different community, but one of the best. We also have outstanding educational ranks.

"Johnston, Iowa" is great & peaceful.

Johnston, Iowa by Smh to the haters. June 14, 2011

Johnston RI 

Johnston is a place that Italians live.. mainly because they dont like to be mixed in with a bunch of white people. The people here do GTL(gym, tan, laundry) everyday. Most girls find "Guidos" hot so If you want one go to Johnston RI.

Yeah girl you want a guido? go to johnston RI

Johnston RI by Moe133 February 23, 2011

Johnston, Iowa 

A pretty decent town, it's just that most of the people suck. Pretty much all you will find here are ugly orange bleach blonde hoes, and immature douche bag guys who need to desperately go through puberty. Almost all of the girls look the same, act the same, dress the same, like the same things, etc. They will not like you if you arent like them. But then again, who wants to be friends with a bunch of annoying brats? Theres also a lot of posers, and fakes. Seriously, people need to just be themselves. Is it really that hard? The main schools here are Summit Middle school, Johnston Middle, and the High School.

Christine: lyk z000mg anna look @ my gauges. i am SOOOOO hardxcore. gettin drunk tonight yahhH!!!!

Anna: i just wanna fuck up and smoke weed because it makes me cool. im lyk SOOOO EMO i have a SEPTUM ring you gaiss and im lyk anorexic

Allie: S00 $C3nE SUCK Mi CUNTTTT

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Brooke: Like omg! Im like so going to the Justin Bieber concert with my bffl Britney tomorrow like yeah! Justin is like so hawt! xoxoxox

Keshia: Being orange makes me HAWT and SEXI the oranger the better gurlies!! xoxo Everyones just jealous of me because im perfect, i fucking own Johnston

This sums up the town of Johnston, Iowa.

Johnston, Iowa by stay true <3 December 12, 2010

Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years

That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008

Johnston Jackoff Challenge 

To jerk off with a hair gel/ hairspray mix and try to ejaculate while attempting to Growing up Gotti up your pubes.

Man, I got so bored the other night that when my girl left for work, I preformed the great Johnston Jackoff Challenge.

Johnston Jackoff Challenge by Johnnie Walker's Chauffer December 26, 2008

johnston county cupcake 

While hitting it from behind and getting your ass getting licked by a dog, you throw up on her back, pull out and blow a load on the back of her head.

She likes extra icing on her Johnston county cupcake.

johnston county cupcake by Hoodlummm February 28, 2019