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Could literally kill you, but could also strangle you. Is the mom friend, but could also be your sugar daddy. An innocent girl who secretly is a hoe. A connoisseur of the male penis. But pussy game strong. She pulls in the chicks and got the dicks.
Oh shit watch out, it's a jenelle!!!
Jenelle by TheyCallMeThickDick April 24, 2019

William Jewell College 

William Jewell College is a small, liberal arts school set atop a small mountain in the middle of Liberty, MO. Once associated with Southern Baptists, the school has since branched away o a simple Christian affiliation. Students are, needless to say, eclectic. Some are honors students who spend their evenings watching foreign films and brewing their own coffee in their dorm rooms. Others venture to downtown Kansas City to smoke the hookah and wander the streets of Westport donning flannel shirts and TOMS. The last of the population blends in seamlessly, goes home every weekend, or is spending their third semester abroad. Because of Jewell's "moist" campus status, most students must venture off the Hill to party it up at houses designated by sports - baseball, soccer, football, and the lesser-known tennis house. Disregard the campus's outwardly pretentiousness though and you'll find a happy-go-lucky student body who longboard down the slopes, mind their P's & Q's, and complain about the constant wind.
Girl: Where do you want to go to college?
Boy: I'm thinking William Jewell College.
Girl: That ritzy place on the Hill? I hear they're uppity. Good luck.
"The Jeweler" is the title given to whoever is packing the bowl when smoking weed out of a pipe, named so because while packing the bowl, the person almost looks like a jeweler carefully and precisely placing precious gems on a ring.
Stoner 1: Hey man, I packed the bowl last time, it's your turn to be The Jeweler.
Stoner 2: Alright dude.
Jeweler by King Kief February 28, 2014

Jenelle Leblanc 

Hey remember when Jenelle Leblanc accused a black employee of stealing company time and treated all her poc coworkers like shit?
Jenelle Leblanc by laherrrw June 14, 2020
one hot mamacita who is usually loved by all by her huge rack, nice body, amazing smile, and over all perfect personality.
Guy 1: "You see that girl?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's gorgeous!"
Guy1: "I heard her name's Jenelle.""
jenelle by ilovejtc June 20, 2010

JewelPet 

Are animals named after jewels, birthstones and minerals, who wear Jewels and can use magic using their eyes.
My JewelPet Ruby, is so cute.
JewelPet by ChaunceyButler July 12, 2016