jarvis

an unspeakable thing.

Jarvis
(can also be spelled Jarvus)

An unspeakable thing.
Did you wash your...jarvis last night?

Lets keep it on the jarvis, so as not to gain any attention, alright?

You don't want many people to see your jarvis.

Person 1: Is jarvis a word?
Person 2: Yes.

jarvis by Janus Alpaca April 23, 2008

Jarvis

The Jarvis is a fascinating creature. It will only listen to techno and hip hop, and enjoys watching disney movies other horrible ones over and over and saying they are the greatest. The Jarvis is characterized by a high pitched laugh, and being able to survive on no food for days on end. It is rarely seen eating, and when it does it is usually peanutbutter or macaroni and cheese. Be mindful of your surroundings when in the company of a jarvis, because your things may start to disappear without notice. The stories that a Jarvis tells are usuaslly extravagant and far fetched, typically made up on the spot with no fact or reason behind them. If you ever spot a Jarvis in the wild, your best bet is to run or say that you hate Marist singers.

This is the funniest movie ever! (Euro Trip) -- A wild Jarvis specimen

Jarvis by Concerned Spectator May 14, 2006

jarvis

To engage in sexual activity in a natural area of water (ie. pond, river, lake, or ocean).

We wanted to jarvis in the river when the other groups had passed.

jarvis by cmumiguel August 23, 2009

jarvis

One whom exits before compleating his or her duty. May also be used as a substitution for the term "vagina" when refering to ones actions. A tool.

"I'm leaving the bar, I am super tired."

"Stop being such a jarvis and suck it up"

jarvis by Taylor Likes December 17, 2008

jarvis

a plaid or flanal jacket often seen on lumberjacks, old men, and hip young university students trying to break all the rules of fashion. Can be a variety of colors, sleeve lengths and shades, does not have to be any certain material, as long as it's near hideous yet strangely awesome.

dude 1 "where's dude 3?"

dude 2 "he went shopping, he should be right back"

dude 3 "hey guys check out this sweet Jarvis I bought at the Peavey Mart"

dude 1 and 2 simultaneously "that's a sweet fuckin Jarvis"

jarvis by Shagmuff January 12, 2008

Jarvis

The most sussy imposter of them all 😳

Jarvis is a very sussy baka

Jarvis by Susbaka March 10, 2022

Jarvis

noun; long haired, facial hair clad, and usually lacking the most basic hygienic qualities.

"Dude, that jarvis walked by earlier and it's smelled like ass ever since."

Jarvis by voltron jarvis March 5, 2009