Jannes Rule 

When you're about to break up, you get your girl to give you a blowjob the day you're going to breakup with her

Pascal: Did you breakup with your girlfriend?

Lukas: Yeah i did, but before i used the Jannes Rule.

Jannes Rule by peetee.tn September 19, 2021

Jannes Van Winden 

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

Jannes Van Winden by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

Janessa 

A very pretty girl with a big heart and is always there for you 24/7. She never lets anything bring her down. She has beautiful eyes and is super fun to be around. She may come on shy but is definitely a goof ball at heart. If you don’t have a Janessa in your life, you’re missing out.

Felicity: i really need a friend that will be there for me 24/7.
Haylie: you should be friends with Janessa, she’s awesome!
Emmi: yeah! she has the best personality. she’s great.
Felicity: omg i just became friends with her and she is so amazing i never want to loose her!

Janessa by annoyingperson101 November 18, 2018

Janessa 

Janessa is the prettiest name osrs she is the type of person to stand up for herself and the people she loves no matter what she will never take shit from anyone she is the type of person who could make you laugh instantly and she be havin guys fallin for her cute face and personality she is really tough on the outside because she doesn’t want to let people know that she is hurt she locks up all here feelings and doesn’t let anybody too close she is so fucking gorgeous and is so popular honestly she be havin all these hoes jealous and all thes niggas wanting anyways the definition of the name Janessa is a girl everybody should have.

Person one : I want to kill myself

Person two: get yourself a janessa just not mine.❤️

Janessa by Bigtittytimmy May 4, 2018

jennesis 

Light skin,beautiful,intelligent,Ghetto when need to be. Anger problems most of the time....but ALWAYS loyal

She got my back, she acting hecka jennesis. Fit

jennesis by Leslie09 March 13, 2017

janner-klausner 

The sound an ostrich makes in the ghetto when it orgasms.

Man did you just hear that janner-klausner?
I sure did, it must be having a good time!

janner-klausner by Natan french June 15, 2009

janesse

Janesse is a cute, funny, sarcastic, playful girl. A great, loving, and caring girlfriend and is the best to be around.

Damnnnn not Janesse.

janesse by ItsThatttKid April 18, 2018