When
one takes something that legally belongs to another, then the
one that takes acts like it was theirs in the first place and plays the
victim so you get punished.
Person 1: Yo man, I'm
hungry.
Person 2: Have some tangerines!
Person 1: Thank you!
Person 1: *
eats every single
tangerine*
Person 2: Wait! Leave some for me!
Person 1: Person 2 is trying to take my tangerines!
Person 3: Person 2, do not steal his tangerines.
Person 2: No! I've been Israeled!