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You see where our Copywriter went? Nah man he's injured.
injured by Bill Dickler the III February 22, 2011

Injured snow goose 

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.
I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.

Injured generation 

A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys
Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»
Injured generation by Ulf2712 November 13, 2018

Insuradebt 

Debt from a faulty (American) Insurance system.
Damn ass pirates from the insurance company have me in insuradebt until I spout navy cakes.

Insurection 

An erection that must be dealt with to insure against premature ejaculation at a later juncture.
Chuck: Dude, so how was the big night with Heidi?'
Randy: Man she was looking so hot in that miniskirt I had to put down an insurection in the wash rooms before we even left the restaurant.

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Insurection by soft rock moment January 24, 2011

Injured Snail 

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.
Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"
Injured Snail by Remakulingo March 10, 2009