booty hypnotism

The act of being drawn reflexively to the sight of a gorgeous rear end of a female human. It is an uncontrolable response to the presence of booty thus falling under the category of hypnotism. This can occur at any time including times that would otherwise be considered inconvenient at best or dangerous at worst. For example; walking through the mall with your wife, girlfriend or significant other, In church, At a funeral, during business meetings, at your best friends house or while driving through a sub-urban or urban area.

Example 1:

<Bobby> "Dude, are you staring at my moms ass?!"
<Rick> "Sorry man, booty hypnotism."

Example 2:

<Bobby> "Dude! Watch the Road!"
<Rick> "Sorry! Man I'm sure glad that they dont factor in booty hypnotism when calculating your insurance rates. Mine would sky rocket!"

booty hypnotism by Jedibean January 10, 2008

hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny

damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too

hypnotized by aaliyah December 24, 2007

hypnotits 

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.

Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.

hypnotits by Zomar October 2, 2007

hypnotheoretical 

No one knows what this word means.

"I refuse to be sucked into your hypnotheoretical arguments." - George Bush, Indianapolis, Indiana, Oct. 15, 2004.

hypnotheoretical by Sebastian Gorkamorka August 18, 2006

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

hypnotic torso conspiracy by Delmar May 11, 2006

hypnotizing chickens 

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.

"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)

hypnotizing chickens by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010

hypnotitties 

Noun: Tits of such caliber that they have the power to alter the conscious state of their victim.

Verb: To exert mind control over any suspecting lad or lady by using spectacular tits.

Brah: Do you see that girl at the bar bro?
Bro: BRAH! Where is your shirt??
Brah: Thats what I'm trying to tell you bro! I don't know what happened. The last thing I remember was staring at her amazing tits!

Bro: Brah you gotta be careful! Those were hypnotitties!
Brah: Oh shit bro!
Bro: Yea brah you got hypnotittied. Put your fucking shirt back on.

hypnotitties by CastlBlack September 30, 2017