Humility

It is a value of YOUR FUCKING INCEST CULT and, as I am not ever going to be a part of you incest cult, is NOT one of MY values

Hym "Go fuck yourself Demetrius. If you love humility so much you can come down here... Show up on my doorstep... And humble yourself before the greatest mind who has ever lived, creator of the undying sentience!"

Humility by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Humility brag 

To conspicuously show off how humble one is. To advertise that one doesn't have an ego, that one doesn't want or seek status or attention, doesn't care about fame/fortune, etc.

Look at John humility bragging about how he never takes credit for anything!

Humility brag by Human Peacocking May 12, 2023

False Humility 

A Greek Orthodox laity who shows his false humility to the clergy and laity just to gain attention.......as well as an attempt to control people's thoughts.

Come on Michael stop pretending with your false humility and piss off once and for all!!!

False Humility by Romiosini September 5, 2022

COMPETITIVE HUMILITY 

The particular brand of humility practiced by the faithful in an attempt to prove themselves more pious than anyone else.

John was always playing the competitive humility game. He always had to one up how humble someone else pretended to be.

COMPETITIVE HUMILITY by Mars28 December 24, 2014

habitat for humility

What church sould be, but often isn't.

We need money for a bigger church. We want to have stained glass windows shipped in from Italy. The more parishioners... the more money.

habitat for humility by Vinny March 1, 2005

A Knights Humility 

What a mid-evil-times knight experiences after being bested in battle. Something knights seek as a way of finding someone worthy enough for them to serve. A knight without humility is a knight without a banner to ride under. What king Arthur teaches Lancelot in Excalibur. The General breaking, humbling, or humiliation of a being, after which they realize they are not invincible and learn their place in the world and respect for others who can, and will, stand them on their head. Similar to what the TV show Bully Beatdown tries to teach the undisciplined. An experence better learned sooner in life while stakes are low, rather than adulthood, when other people will not meet Insolence with patience.

"I am Lancelot of the lake. I have yet to find as king worthy of my sword" "That is a wild boast, you lack a knights humility" "Not a boast, but a curse, for I have never met my match in joust or duel" -Excalibur 1981

A Knights Humility by FUBARinfidel October 30, 2013

20-20 humility 

A play on 20-20 hindsight, 20-20 humility is experienced after a failure due to hubris.

With 20-20 humility and great regret I offer my apologies to those adversely affected by surgeries I performed while under the influence of psychotropics, without a medical license, and indeed without any real understanding of physiology.

20-20 humility by FistyBiscits69 November 15, 2021