When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
personal motorized vehicle. Also available with a vacuum cleaner called the HooveRound. Sold under the name of RoverHound as a fetching device for dyslexics.
"hoverrer"
Waiting for the chicken and broccoli to refill and the woman behind you can smell your armpit. That annoying person behind you at walmart inching her cart into your ass. People in the clothing store while your looking at a sale rack, and they ignorantly start moving and looking at clothing right were you are standing.