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hovercraft 

When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!

Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
hovercraft by danethebrain January 17, 2008

HoverRound 

personal motorized vehicle. Also available with a vacuum cleaner called the HooveRound. Sold under the name of RoverHound as a fetching device for dyslexics.
"Please pass the HoveRound".
HoverRound by Dean Morris August 5, 2003

HoverRound 

A satanic peice of machinerey that can move people to and from any point in the space time continueum... or the grand canyon...
*Pushes Button* FWOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH *Clicks Button* "JESUS CHRIST","A NEBULEA!"
HoverRound by Anthony May 13, 2003

hoverrer 

1.That annoying person all up in your space in the checkout line, buffet, or at a sale rack.
"hoverrer"
Waiting for the chicken and broccoli to refill and the woman behind you can smell your armpit. That annoying person behind you at walmart inching her cart into your ass. People in the clothing store while your looking at a sale rack, and they ignorantly start moving and looking at clothing right were you are standing.
hoverrer by Civicchick November 7, 2013

Hovercraft 

A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
Hovercraft by Joe Sabs March 5, 2007

hovercrafting 

Another term for dry-humping.
My virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.