Holbrook cock 

When a foreskin has become completely rotten from years of not washing it

“Jesus Christ that smells like my dead nan, first sign of Holbrook cock”

Holbrook cock by Tom100000 March 9, 2023

Holbrook Derailment 

When a woman is engaging in anal sex with multiple partners, and accidentally defecates on the still erect locomotive of the final man standing.

Bro 1 “Dude Buster’s mom was pulling trains last night. I got there late and went last. As I was pulling out she shits on my dick.”

Bro 2 “Damn dude, Buster’s mom gaves you a Holbrook Derailment.”

Holbrook Derailment by Mr. Doses May 15, 2024

Holbrook Derailment 

When having anal sex with many partners, a woman shats on the rod of the last man standing.

Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. I got there late and went last. As I was pulling out of the station she dropped a log on my schlong.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment

Holbrook Derailment by Merle’s Mom June 15, 2024

Holbrook Derailment 

When a woman is having anal sex with multiple partners and she accidentally shats on the schlong of the last man standing.

Bro 1: Dude your mom was pulling trains again last night. Got there late had to be the caboose. As I was leaving the station she dropped a log on my iron horse.

Bro 2: Dude moms gives you a Holbrook Derailment.

Holbrook Derailment by Merle’s Mom June 15, 2024

Phil Holbrook 

Some millennial fuckboy who likes to DM people he doesn't know asking if they want to smoke with him and his girl. If not he will block you on FB.

Has anyone ever actually smoked with Phil Holbrook and his girl?

Who TF is Phil Holbrook ?
Phil Holbrook added me on FB again asking if I want to smoke with him and his girl.
Phil Holbrook blocked me on FB!

Phil Holbrook by jgroneill August 15, 2018

Mr. Holbrook 

A god of sex, often found with a yellow sweater vest. Well know for their monster-sized penis.

Mr. Holbrook smiled and winked at us and we watched him and his amazing yellow sweater vest fly towards the sun.

Mr. Holbrook by The Child Mole Esther April 15, 2008

Gabrielle Holbrook 

The sun that shines on my face in the comfort of a blistering winter day, the fuel to keep my heart beating, the warmth of hot cocoa in my hands after playing in the snow, the feeling of rain drops pattering on my skin, the light of my life.

Elle, you have impacted me through ways you don’t even know about. My love for you grows as frequently as the cells in my body reconstruct. -Grace

Gabrielle Holbrook is my favorite feeling

Gabrielle Holbrook by [e-mail] November 28, 2021