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Dr. Heywood R. Floyd 

He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.
Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.
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Tom Heywood 

One of the best people in the world! Biggest slong in the history of slongs! (penis). He is such a good boy! quote from his mother and father!
girl: "whoa thats a big one!!"

Tom Heywood: "Thats what all the girls say!"

Girl: "well... lets have a go!!"
Tom Heywood by sumantha August 14, 2011

Ebony Heywood

"I really hope that she isn't like Ebony Heywood", it means they really hope that person isn't trashy
Ebony Heywood by Bloodberry31 December 13, 2017

Jack Heywood 

I’m jack heywood and my face is wider than an NFL stadium
Jack Heywood by KKKKeemstar March 12, 2019

Kenzie Heywood 

Kenzie Heywood is one of the most stupid people you’ll ever meet. Stupid in the sense that they’ll do whatever they want and don’t think about the consequences. She tries to be caring but never knows what to say. Really good at relationship advice. Isn’t afraid to call people out on their shit. Usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Nice most of the time until you mess with them. Has a very sarcastic but funny personality.
“She’s kinda dumb”

“She’s Kenzie Heywood.”
Kenzie Heywood by Spookyshoes November 1, 2019

Callie Heywood 

Kind girl witha big ass <33
That girl has a big ass must be Callie Heywood

Haywood Jablomi

The long-lost cousin of Mike Hunt, Ben Dover, Barry McCokiner, Hugh G. Rection, and Long Wang.
Ho: "What's your name?"
Haywood Jablomi: "Haywood Jablomi"
Ho: "OK sure" *gets down on knees*
Haywood Jablomi by J-Smoove June 18, 2006