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Jesus reborn as a girl who likes having sex with goats
She is such a HELGA
Helga by Chayimushkibeepbeep March 21, 2017
Rumor has it that a guy woke up after a college party (in Germany) to find that his girlfriend had left him for another man. And in his stupor, he wandered around the campus calling "Helga?!" Slang in Germany for an "easy" female. Often times over heard toward the end of parties or as the evening winds down. Single males may exclaim "Helga?" trying to get some action before the night is through... this IS a last ditch effort.
in a crowd... "HELGA?!"
Helga by gnukner October 11, 2007
The second ugliest girl's name ever, next to Olga.
Person A: You know that girl you really like? What's her name?
Person B: Helga
Person A: She's ugly, isn't she?
Person B: How do you know? You've never seen her before
Person A: Because her name is Helga.
helga by Lordsamiam May 23, 2007
Mr. Henry's senior prom date was so ugly, she was the definition.
Yo momma is so helga!

Oh man, your senior prom date is just butt helga!
Helga by EvilTwinKatie2 December 7, 2010
desperate or thirsty

This word was created in reference to the character Helga Pataki in the (1996) Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey! Arnold" who is madly in love with the main character Arnold. Arnold is oblivious to Helga's love despite her constant admiration for him.
Girl 1: "Oh my gosh, Jerry keeps trying to wife me up and I already told him I'm not into him like that!"
Person 2: "Wow, that nigga's helga."
helga by vtygng August 25, 2013
nobody can deny she’s horrible and rude. she’s very selfish but she’s myseterious and makes everyone she sees fall in love with her (she’s a heartbreaker).
she has a big ass and an hourglass body even at a young age, her hair is longer than all of her relationships.
‘oh it’s helga’
incoming! it’s helga’
honestly i’m not going to lie she might be evil but i want her ass’
helga by deuiejxndkdksnnzjdks February 21, 2019