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to do sumthing unthinkably messed up like stay up all nite fiddling wit a hobbits gooch while stroking ur cremange stik.
Yo i was up all nite with this hairy crab called jane last nite it was totally f****n header man.
Header by Nakkie November 22, 2004
When you use attractive lines and act like you relate to them only to use them for money or sex
Man I pulled such a header on Jessica she doesn’t even know
Header by Cock handle November 19, 2020
An individual who acts idiotic about the place
Header by W-D0G September 25, 2021
To lick and eat someone’s pussy out until the pussy unloads ending in an orgasm

To eat some girls pussy out

Eating out a pussy
Johnny ate my pussy out so good last night that i made him my header!
Erica hook me up with Johnny I also need a header!

Okay Steph I got you girl
"I think that header really pleased the teacher after... that."
header by goober guy lol November 24, 2025

header cheddar 

The gwak gwak 3000, ultimate head, instead of nut its cheddar 🧀. Girls go crazy for it
Yo Jonathan you got that header cheddar last night?

Yah man it was some of that good good she gave some sloppy toppy

Fuckk i think she got some nut on me