love hawker

a person who who pretends to fall in love with somebody not for the sake of love but for the sake of money after learning that he/she is wallowing in riches. Also called a love peddler/pedlar.

Do not believe that that guy loves you very much. He is after your money, not your heart. He is actually a love hawker. Beware!

love hawker by uttam maharjan February 22, 2010

the hawker 

Taking a dump in someone's basement.

I used my lunch break to pull the Hawker on Ben.

the hawker by Papa Stevsie October 7, 2010

The Hawker 

a librarian who never trusts kids and always catches people playing games. not as bad as the new bitchy librarian but still pretty bad

Dam the hawker caught me playing games and kicked me out

The Hawker by Travis Wei-Pittsford Mendon December 16, 2008

Phantom Hawker

Someone hawking up phlegm close by but you don't see them.

I was trying to watch that movie in the theatre last night but some phantom hawker kept ruining it.

I couldn't eat my meal at the restaurant, some phantom hawker put me off my food.

Phantom Hawker by Fenrar28 June 9, 2009

cock hawker 

A male organ's "lugi" after the climax of pleasure.

I awkwardly walked in on Frank as his last cock hawker hit his sticky keyboard.

cock hawker by Laydown89 September 19, 2016

taco hawker 

A person whose attention is diverted toward a woman's camel toe.

My eyes are up here. Quit being a taco hawker, you perv!

taco hawker by Corneilius Ogden June 14, 2016

nathan hawker

Nathan hawker is the kinda guy that has a very large penis, the biggest around. Ladies usually go towards a Nathan hawker because of his skills in the bedroom. He is extremely handsome, pulls 12/10's and is a great laugh. Everyone wants to meet Nathan hawker and his massive 3rd leg

I wish I was 'Nathan hawker', I'm so jealous , why do all the ladies fancy him

nathan hawker by Anne alves February 11, 2017