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hairball complex 

The hairball complex is very similar to people who are narcissistic however instead of putting there needs first or wanting to be the center of attention someone with the hairball complex will refuse to speak to you and/or block you if you even slightly do something they don't approve of
1. Dylan: have you met Colin he has a total hairball complex?
Dave T.: no I haven't met him but I'll probably avoid him if he has a hair all complex.
hairball complex by Egg_gamer September 11, 2022

mental hairball 

a word or phrase coughed up at random
"It's a matter of letting ideas flow by pulling that mental hairball from your creative shower plughole, rather than forcing the words to come out of your fingers, sit up straight on the page and make sense"
mental hairball by luckybever December 2, 2009

Deep Fried Hairballs 

Hairballs that have been tossed in a deep fryer. Preferably ones that have been regurgitated by a cat. Considered a delicacy across the world.
Man these Deep fried hairballs taste awesome

hairball 

adj. Anything thrillingly dangerous situation which evokes the feeling of needing to toss your cookies.
Man, that downhill run was hairball.
hairball by Carole P December 5, 2007

hairball 

An impossibly complicated and contrived situation or concept.
The user's understanding of computers was so wrongheaded as to be a hairball of ignorance and superstition, the origin of which may never be fully discovered or understood.
hairball by thePenciler March 14, 2015

Hairball 

When you lick the pussy and get hair in your mouth.
“She was licking me and had to stop because she had a hairball.”