Sloppy Groucho 

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."

"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"

Sloppy Groucho by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009

Groucho Marx 

This is basically a combination of the Dirty Sanchez and Snorkel Gear, nuff said.

I gave that bitch the ol' Groucho Marx.

Groucho Marx by Drizah November 21, 2007

Balls Deep in Groucho 

A self-induced difficult/precarious situation

Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do?

I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.

Balls Deep in Groucho by Tronathan January 25, 2007

GROUCHO MARKS 

When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).

That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.

GROUCHO MARKS by Domfather May 13, 2005

Groucho Marx 

A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.

Groucho Marx by twantwag May 1, 2015

Groucho Marx 

Similar to the dirty sanchez, the Groucho Marx takes this ever popular anal move one step further. With the Groucho Marx, one takes his shit covered finger and applies a heavy coat of fecal matter to his lovely lady friends' eyebrows and then in the same move takes his shit covered dick giving her a poo-stache. After your gal has achieved the full Groucho Marx look, the gentleman can proudly exclaim "A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke!"

"You think my girl looked good with a dirty sanchez? Wait till ya see when I Groucho Marx'd her!"

"Honey, I'm not in the mood for all the Marx brothers, do you think tonight you can just Groucho Marx me?"

Groucho Marx by The Pink Manther August 25, 2009

Groucho 

The fake fur lining on the edge of the hood on some hoodies / anoraks / parkas. Especially if removable. Makes a great pet.

I took the groucho off my jacket, now it's keeping the fridge company.

Groucho by DeadCode May 30, 2009