Tom Greened 

When somebody who used to be very outgoing and talented becomes very dull and boring.

Mike: Hey, what happened to Josh? He used to be so much fun!
Grant: I know. Ever since Lucy broke up with him he's never been the same. She totally Tom Greened him.

Tom Greened by Mikehuntisbeautiful March 1, 2015

Red Greened 

Fixing something with tape. Usually, it referes to someone who fixes everything with tape

She came into his room and noticed he must be a lazy asshole cause everything in his room was Red Greened.

The shitty boyfriend Red Greened her car and booked it to his whore's house.

Red Greened by Anaise November 18, 2005

Self greened 

When a Mario Kart 64 character is hit by one of their own green turtle shells. It usually happens by accident, and can sometimes change the outcome of a race or battle.

Player 1: How did I pass you?
Player 2: I self greened on the last lap.

Self greened by mip042 March 22, 2010

Trent Greened

1. When somebody takes a vicious hit that you know hurts like a bitch.

2. When somebody completely obliterates something (ie a buffet)

1. Scrot-Did you see that guy get hit in the face with a brick in that video?
GG- yeah man...guy got trent greened hardcore

2. GG-Damn man you trent greened that buffet...there's nothing left to eat!

Trent Greened by GG The Jew April 20, 2007

Trent Greened

any act in which a person is said to be dead instantly or massive destruction is caused to a person or object see fubar (derived from watching trent greens head bounce off the turf so hard it looked like it was in fast forward when they showed it in slow motion)

Scott - did you see john get hit in the head with that brick?

GG - Yeah man he got freakin Trent Greened

Trent Greened by GG The Jew December 14, 2008

It's Not Easy Being Greene 

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

It's Not Easy Being Greene by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

greenette

1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.

.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.

greenette by erfv March 14, 2010