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a funny word. try shouting it in the street and see how many ppl laugh
gooooooooooooooooolies! goolies! goolies!
goolies by HIMinion January 1, 2005
A specific hardcore army of fat hungry anoying women. They travel in packs, are chuby and have a lot of mass. They spread from Hazlet N.J to west of Indianapolis. They come out when it's humidtheir feeding frenzy. The leader;(the 1 we don't speek of)travels by herself because she is so big and goolish that she can fuck up or even EAT any bitch tryin to get in her way.
ben:did you hear that the goolies are coming to our town?
vinny:yes i already locked up my food cabnets.
ben:great!!
goolies by bennynoodles April 3, 2008
really loud fart from a morbidly obese great grandmother with specifically 7 children who all have 2 children
dude I think she just googied
googied by minecraftwither July 1, 2021
When you play soccer and someone kicks the ball right into a dudes private area
"Yah he kicked the ball right into my nuts"
"Damn dude you got Goalied"
Goalied by Urirrelevantbitch June 4, 2015
A man or woman's private area
Men have three goolies, but women only have one
Goolies by DDew2505 May 27, 2018
To shit, fart, and cum at the same time.
Sophia: OHHH I JUST GOOGLIED
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Googlied by 1488bossman May 19, 2026