Goober Shnoober 

A phrase used to greet an individual who has been acting particularly strange as of late. It is not considered an insult to call someone a Goober Shnoober and rather a polite way of saying hello.

What about my goober shnoober, whats going on?

Goober Shnoober by CheeseballWasTaken December 20, 2022

goober smoocher 

faggot, cockersucker, queer

Tom Daschle is a goober smoocher.

goober smoocher by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Goober Smoochie 

A joking term geting its name from the chocolate coverd peanuts called Goobers. This term is used in refrence to being tea-baged by a black man. ( The is joke is chocolate nuts, its a joke thats hard to miss)

Hey Steph while having sex with my boyfriend he gave me a Goober Smoochie.

Goober Smoochie by Zacalicious September 28, 2009

goober slut 

A bitch that will gobble a goop for a bowl of soup and a dime and nickle to boot.

Eat my goob you little Goober slut!

goober slut by nathan hute June 29, 2006

goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.

"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"

goober scoop by van whalen December 17, 2009

Goober Syndrome 

AKA Goober syndrome, Goofy Goobering Disorder e.g.

Goober syndrome is the pigmentation of the eyes causing a slight jaundice (yellowing) due to a build up of bilirubin in the blood. This causes them to act anti-social and distance in social presence with two victims most commonly called Iris and Rachel

goo
Rachel: So you have 'goober syndrome?'
Brandon: yeah it means that anyone who has it is goofy goober :)
Iris: shut up goob.

Goober Syndrome by Eris___ February 9, 2023

goober stink 

one who knows all the ansers.
but wishes he new the question.

goober stink by pickel z dunk July 20, 2003