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Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this 

Ok guys let me tell you a epic story, so yesterday i was eating a cat lol
Jose Gonzales i know your seeing this

Chachi Gonzales 

Real name, Olivia Irene Gonzales. The sweetest and most gorgous little girl to ever walk the earth. Known to have the most swag a texan can have. A little qt with a great heart. Also Chachi is the youngest girl to be on the show, ABDC, and is on the ABDC season 6 champs; team I Am Me Crew. Get to know her....she's a sweetheart annnd has a great family. She doesnt think of fans as just fans, she thinks of them as family so she gave her fans/family a nickname. Her fans are called Koala Dance Bots and they equal up to a Koala Dance Bot Nation. Her older brother David and older sister Dominique are AHHHH-mazing. They have the GonzalesSWAG. Im a Koala Dance Bot. Are you?
Mom: hey did you see that little girl on tv? She has so much swag.

Daughter: Of course, thats Chachi Gonzales. Do you live under a rock!
Chachi Gonzales by Bree26zy December 11, 2011

angeline gonzales

A charlatan who will take your money.
Angeline Gonzales stole $115 from me. What a Charlatan.

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
Speedy Gonzales by David December 15, 2004

Alberto Gonzales

(v) To dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that "You didn't recall" then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding "It's classified"
Jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when I asked him about it he Alberto Gonzalesed me!


I didn't want to go to my family reunion, so I Alberto Gonzalesed out of it.

The Gonzales

The Gonzales is an advanced sexual maneuver named after its founder Mr P. Gonzales. It involves the "woman" figure in the relationship to be strapped down forcefully, and held captive (of course just acting, rather than reality) for a period of some days. The woman figure is forcefully fed from a nutrient tube, or nutrient dildo from which he/she must slowly suck all that they will live on for a period of unknown proportion. The mixture must incorporate the required nutrients for life of course, along with small traces of semen, slowly increasing over the period. The semen should be that of the sexual partner's in order to heighten the sense of intimacy. The maneuver is best performed strapped to a chair, and their should be some form of inflatable dildo underneath that inflates at key moments during the sexual acts, either into the vagina, or rectum if it should be a male in the chair. "The Gonzales" usually lasts roughly 4-5 days, and can be performed with either a man or woman, though P.Gonzales' preference is a male to share his (what some would call sick) fantasies with. P.Gonzales has a doctorate in alternate sexual fetishes from Oxford University, London, and is a world renowned professor on the subject. This maneuver should not be performed by the feint of heart, and P.Gonzales' in-depth guide should be consulted on his website, which includes information on many more moves, this being his signature move, hence its name "The Gonzales".
Hey ross, you wanna go bak to mine tonight and perform "The Gonzales" for a few days?
The Gonzales by Anon76 August 3, 2009