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give a rat's ass

verb (to): to literally give a fuck about something
mother: Adrian, I want you to save your sinking Titanic. The only way you can do this right now, is guess what, to give a rat's ass about your future.

Adrian (snoring): ,,,zzz...zzz...oh hello mom, what time is it?
give a rat's ass by Uncle Dimma November 3, 2012

i couldn't give a rat's ass 

I couldn't give a rat's ass about birthdays.

Don't give a Cat's purr

I coined this phrase on this day 1/16/2022 reflective of the beautiful nature of Cats and how they are fearlessly themselves. To encourage us to be ourselves.
Don't give a Cat's purr be yourself. I don't give a Cat's purr if you are weird or if you think I am weird.

Given em a scolly

When you give someone an STD without knowing
Just got back from the doctor...I gotta tell my girl i've been given em a scolly...

Something's gotta give 

When a situation is not changing and eventually it gets too big to handle. There has to be a change or else....
They keep getting into altercations that's getting worst! Something's gotta give!

Couldn't give a muskrat's left nut 

Another way of saying that you couldn't care a less. Similar to the expression i couldn't give a rat's ass, but you're targeting the muskrat's nuts which are its manhood and used in the production of musky perfume.
Nic: "I slept with a fifteen year old girl on the weekend and she had a tight virgin pussy!"

Jim: "I couldn't give a muskrat's left nut you wanker."