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geriatric millennial

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A geriatric millennial is a millennial on the cusp. The oldest breed of millennial out there but still acts like a true millennial.
I'm 36 years old, they call me a geriatric millennial
by DarleneOliviaPope June 11, 2017
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geriatric organ grinder

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An older woman that rubs on, hugs, kisses, touches awkwardly a younger man in front of people to give impression something more is going on than is.
At the club my best friends mom turns into a geriatric organ grinder.
by ardoubleuanda September 2, 2013
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geriatric gigalo

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an old man usually in his late 50's or early 60's who likes to hit on young women,usually in their 20's or 30's.this is not cool-it's actually pretty disgusting.
omg!that geriatric gigalo just asked me if i wanted to go home with him!can you believe that?
by thebadnun January 14, 2010
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Geriatric Jagaloon

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A fag who is fucking incapable of any fucking thing he or she tries. Completely loves penguins to suck their dick and is gay as a queer.
John: where the fuck is Alex?
Derek: that geriatric jagaloon problably got lost in his own shit.
by Dan makes people blow February 22, 2018
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geriatric swagger

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1- When a person walks into a room like Ozzy Osbourne.

2- A swagger that is associated with the geriatric
stagger of old people.

3- On the hit television series "The Osbournes", Ozzy
walks with a geriatric swagger.
Drunk 1: "Check her out. Six beer and a three-paper
joint and she's wasted!"

Drunk 2: "Yeah, she's walking with a geriatric swagger."
by josh_mcg November 6, 2008
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geriatric drag racing

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Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!
I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)
by Bagdad February 10, 2015
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