Gardening Tool 

a dirty untidy person; someone who leads you to believe something that is not true.

syn. prostitute, harlow, tramp, deceiver

These girls are such gardening tools.

Gardening Tool by TYJE September 8, 2010

gardening trip 

To trim or shave ones pubic hair.
Gardening trips are recommended quite frequently.

Bro 1: Hey man when's the last time you went on gardening trip?
Bro 2: About a week ago

gardening trip by Brotip January 6, 2016

Gardening-Krueger Effect 

The nightmare situation where a gardener cuts away at plants, killing them, convinced they know what's a weed and what's not, but they really have no clue, and don't even know that they don't know!

Note: This is a combination of gardening, the Dunning-Kruger effect which is when someone is ignorant about their own lack of knowledge so they don't even know what that don't know but think they know it all, and the Nightmare on Elm Street films featuring Freddy Krueger who kills people in their nightmare .

The garden was decimated by that idiot gardener who obviously suffers from the Gardening-Krueger Effect.

Why are all the tomato plants chopped up dead on the ground?

'Cuz that dude is a classic case of the Gardening-Krueger Effect in action.

Gardening-Krueger Effect by NeologianPJG April 28, 2021

Gardening tool 

The nice way of saying hoe

Person a: Lowkey shes a gardening tool
Person b: exactly like such a hoe

Gardening tool by PrincessPom January 14, 2021

gardening leave

A euphemism for being laid off from work, or being suspended for a long period not through your own choice.

"Jayne couldnt cope with her new role in the organisation so she was given gardening leave"

gardening leave by Lizzy-Anne July 3, 2008

Gardening Club GC

A place where clowns have fun

“Did you see what they said in the gardening club gc yesterday?”
“Yeah they planted a Byeongkwan”

Gardening Club GC by gardeninggc April 10, 2020

Gardening Implement 

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

Gardening Implement by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010