GPA 

A number that determines your life, which college you get into, and career. Most kids get a 4.0 and say they are terrible, while some get a 3.2 and say they are stellar students. The #1 cause of stress.

My GPA makes me cry

GPA by blueberrychapstickruinedmylife October 29, 2017

GPA 

Girl/Guy point average

The average hotness of all the guys/girls you have slept with.

All the guys Sandy has slept with are very attractive, most of them are male models, she has like a 4.0 GPA

ya and Tom just slept with that ugly fat chick from that party...it seriously hurt his GPA.

GPA by Will.C October 12, 2009

GPA 

Guns, Pussy and Alcohol

"The only GPA I care about is: Guns, Pussy and Alcohol"

GPA by FRATKING69 October 13, 2013

GPA 

a discriptive acronym standing for G-garenteed, P-piece(of), A-ass; meaning in short, a booty call that will cum through every time

its almost last call, where is my GPA?

GPA by Coach Ferter April 12, 2004

Gpa 

Short form of Grandpa. The variation is Gma (short form of Grandma).

John: Yo Gpa wassup?

Gpa by Hollycake September 3, 2013

gpa 

Gay Pride America- Exhibiting same sex tendencies on a daily basis, much to the dismay of your best friends. Can also be used as a durogatory slang remark.

"That guy is total GPA! word"

gpa by alliandadamspartansrock April 19, 2006

GPA 

'Gang probe association' - organization formed in 2004 by three rogue students at the University of Toronto, the main purpose of which was to promote the usage of gang probes. Major functions including the procurement of lube and batteries, recruitment of unsuspecting students looking to improve their grades, research into anal elasticity, and, of course, executive oversight.

Sample GPA meeting agenda

#1 - Gang probe Ricardo
#2 - See #1

GPA by Pedro the spicy September 20, 2005