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Go Fuck a Duck 

A great phrase that can be used to get people to shut up, and it ryhmes!
Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homeworck?"
Person: "Go fuck a duck"
Go Fuck a Duck by John F K May 24, 2005

fuck fuck fuck a duck... 

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

Fuck a duck 

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.
Fuck a duck by Phil May 23, 2004

Fuck a duck 

An interjection generally being another phrase for common cuss words that you yell when you mess things up, something isn't going right, or you just hurt yourself.
Bob stubbed his toe on the kitchen table and immediately yelled,"Well fuck a duck!"
Fuck a duck by Girnola December 12, 2010

Fuck A Duck 

Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
Fuck A Duck by QuackMeNicely November 4, 2009

fuck-and-duck

A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
fuck-and-duck by Moontos December 13, 2008