Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."

Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties by Sanitariumchild420 March 9, 2011

FRED SAYS HI 

Fred says hi means literally " I am high" but in another term.
The term was originated, from when you smoke weed you are two sided ( schizophrenic ). You are a different person when u smoke weed there for its not *you name* says hi.
Although you do have control when you are high, unlike alcohol, you still get those trips where u feel like you can not control the high. I.E Fred has taken over.

Its fred, because fred has taken over.
It has been used as a slang all over high schools so that the straight edge kids got no idea, nor do the teachers and parents as well. But what i find is that if you continue to use it constantly everyone will know the term "Fred says hi" and in fact everyone will use use it. Including the teachers

Yooo dawwwgg Fred says hiiiiii
you dun know!

Yo i just saw Fred,
that bitch is crazy!

I'm sooooooooooooo fred.

Fred says hi, its not lie
that when u flies in the sky, up high
his spirit will never die!

Your fred u lucky bitch

Have u seen fred, i really need to see him.

FRED SAYS HI BITCHES

FRED SAYS HI by Tiggy4lyfe October 20, 2010

KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits) 

a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(

Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?

Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks

3 hrs later...

allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

Jake - yeah me too...

Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!

KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits) by Allah nijad January 22, 2009

Fried Squirrel 

A fart gone awry; an intention to release flatulence, and unintentionally poop your pants.

"I had to up and leave church 'cause I had to get some new got damned pants".

"Why?"

"Well, see I went to the bathroom to poot out, and ended up with a fried squirrel"

"I thought smelled turd during the last hymn"

"Well, you did. You did"

Fried Squirrel by Diet Sun Drop June 1, 2014

Kentucky Fried Shocker 

After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.

As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.

Kentucky Fried Shocker by iSpoonW/Baboons October 16, 2009

fried shit 

Used to show exactly how dumb is someone compared to fried shit

You're as dumb as fried shit for not knowing ....

fried shit by QazWsx April 26, 2006

Fred Syndrome 

Fred Syndrome is a disease that affects a person, typically causing sickness and nausea. It is caused when a person eats food from the floor or other insanitary sources. Fred Syndrome originates from late 2017, when Fred ate a large amount of leftover food from a school playground, and was not seen in school until the following week. It is not thought to be contagious, however there is no known cure. Fred Syndrome can be prevented by not being a fucking wrongun and eating half eaten food from a disease ridden minging school.

Don't eat that food from the floor, you'll catch Fred Syndrome

Fred Syndrome by makooger June 4, 2021